*Mwahhh mwahhh*


Okay, I'd admit it. I don't get this whole "Oh hello darlinggg *kiss on left side, kiss on right side*" thing. Sometimes I don't know what I'm supposed to be kissing (am I supposed to kiss air? or cheek? or any part of the face? what happens if i kiss the wrong area of the cheek and am mistakenly thought of as a slut? coz we all know women can't be players... men are players, women are "sluts" -_-).

Usually I get kinda grossed out thinking about kissing the other person's cheek, so I just end up kissing air.

But seriously, I don't have a clue what's the doctrine on this whole schenenigan. So I try to be a chameleon and "follow whatever other people do". And by "follow" I really mean if they kiss air, I kiss air, but if they kiss cheek I just bite my lip and pretend "Oh I knew you were gonna kiss my cheek, dahling" and kiss air instead, as if he/she never kissed my cheek.

No way I'm gonna kiss someone's cheek.

It's not like we're French or anything.

But we do French kiss.

So okay, I just lost my argument there.

Dangit!

The most beautiful beef noodles I've ever seen



See how the beef ball is laid nicely on top of the spoon that's gently perched under the noodles? Goodness gracious me. And that natural light that hits the peanuts!!! :O :O :O

If heaven had beef noodles I suppose they'd look as divine as this.

Ching Wong Foo


We have a newbie at our office, and his name is Zach. Few of us were having dinner yesterday when this conversation ensued. Btw, in the office I'm usually known as Ching.

"SJ: Hey Zach, actually you know what is Ching's real name?

Zach: Dunno lah.

SJ: Actually her name is Wong Foo. Her surname is Ching la. That's why we call her Ching. Full name is Ching. Wong. Foo.

(all of us burst out laughing at the table)

Zach: (nervous laughter) Uh.. hehehe... hehe... hehe... (mumbling) man, that's so not hot... hehe

Me: GEE Thanks a lot! Sigh.. now you know why my name card I only put 'Ching'.......

Zach: (nervous laughter, face like tak tentu arah, yet have to be polite) I see... I see...

SJ: Ya, so at home, her mother always call her "Ah Foo! Ah Foo!"

Me: And you can imagine what Senkiat calls me lor.

Zach: (still maintaining smile on face trying not to laugh) What ah?

Me: He calls me by my real name lor. "Wong Foo... Wong Foo..."

(everyone bursts out laughing again)

Me: Shaddap la u guys!!! Sighh... so Zach... now you know... I don't want ppl to make fun of me... pls don't call me that in front of clients ok...

Zach: Hehe... OK... hehehe... (mumbling) Behind only... heehee... heheee!"

Later when I was telling Senkiat about it, after we laughed so hard about it, I said:

"Me: So... if my name was really Wong Foo, would you still date me?

Him: (silence)

Me: Hmmm?

Him: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I DUNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......................... ....ppppppppprobably nottttt.................................

Me: Har?? But it's just my NAME only wor!

Him: Hehe... hehehehe..heheeeeee....

Me: (waiting for him to change his answer) . . . . . .

Him: ..... :P

Me: -_- "

Get ready for valentines, girls.




HAHAHAH. Thanks Adlin for Flight of the Conchords.

JOHN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

I was looking through my Gtalk contact list when I caught a glimpse of what song Navin was listening to...

"Ching-Ching: HAHAHA u listening to big girls dont cry!!!

navin: shit

Ching-Ching: BIG GIRLS DONT CRYYY

navin: well

Ching-Ching: ure a big girl d navin

navin: big girls dont cry wat...

Ching-Ching: dont cry okie?

navin: hahahahahaha

Ching-Ching: be stronggggg

navin: babi

Ching-Ching: fergie will guide uuuu
she is your tai ka che

(big sister)

navin: hey...my defence: i share the same playlist as my gf..

Ching-Ching: that's what they all sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

navin: not my fault ok

Ching-Ching: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

navin: not bad wat ...

Ching-Ching: akakakakkakakakaka

navin: damn it...where's that marilyn manson track."

Right. Forgot the pics from Bali.

Crick on photo for more

I do miss their Balinese char siew. A LOT. Okay maybe I just generally miss char siew. From
Sunway Mas. At this shop called Seremban Favourites. (Navin pls click on the link)

p/s Navin's gonna hate meeeee :P

Okay I'm getting a wee bit too obsessed with this thing...


Every time they're not by my side, I think about them. When I get back from work, I head straight to playing with them. I wish I had more time to spend with them. This must be what love feels like. Or a man's relationship with his PS3/Xbox. Hahahaha.

Anyway here's what I made with them recently:

Power rainbow!

Lookie, I'm a dj. Wiki-wiki-wiki-wikipedia.

Winter sonata de coco tree

Name card. Haha.

A Few Things That Made Me Happy Recently

Woohoo Choco Pie!

Tanned feet in Bali


Lou mou


Ichiban Ramen being protective of his lady Para Para Sakura The Flying Dog


Animalistic music

You know I'm totally making up for lost time when there's suddenly an attack of posts...


I forgot this. This video made me sad, hopeful, and contemplative.



Oh the power of ice cream.

Awesomest Cupcakes

Okay the cupcake fad has gone a bit too far, and I think there's more than enough cupcakes in this world (although I do enjoy Ellie's strawberry-filled cupcakes, not too sweet, seem to be just nice!), but... wait! What IS this here that I see???

@_@..


It's the most awesomest cupcake design in the galaxy, that's what!

I could stare at these forever.

@_@.........................................

Goodbye, Heath Ledger :-(


A solemn conversation yesterday evening about Heath Ledger.

"Me: Hey... let's go have dinner... in remembrance of Heath Ledger...

Jean: Alas... so sad. Yes, we shall. And we must each portray a character that he has played before.

Me: Err...

Jean: You will be Joker, coz you always joking around. I will be Cassanova, and Ah Tung will be from Brokeback Mountain."

*Btw, Ah Tung is Jean's boyfriend.

Anyway, we are in no way making fun of him. It's sad that he died at such a young age. We still remember him from 10 Things I Hate About You. Sigh.

Ando The Rowbawt


A very late post, but yes, this woman is home to Ando The Rowbawt :D

"Lei ke Lou Mou lah!"*


Jo got me a Lomo! We call it "Lou Mou" which means mother in Canto. We were in the Section 17 6 to 9 Grill Nasi Lemak restaurant during lunch when she passed it to me.

"Me: (so excited) Wowowow! Let's take a pic!!!

Jo: Eh must put film first..

Me: Oh ya! (takes out film from the film container)

Jo: Okay let's see how do we open this... (fiddles with Lomo a bit before it pops open for the film area)

Me: Okay... (looks at film in hand, looks inside the Lomo camera) ... how do we this again? Can't be too hard rite? We used to study photography and had film SLRs, rite? Eheheh... (sweat)

Jo: Uhh.. yea, I guessssss.

(Both of us stare at the inside of the camera)

Jo: I think the film goes into the left side right...

Me: Yeah I think so... ok there it goes... and I think we drag the film to the right hand side rite?

Jo: I guess...

Me: EH! So hard to drag wan. Are you sure ah?? :O

Jo: Pull harder lah.

Me: What if rosak! ERR got manual ah??

Jo: (digs the box for the manual and quickly flips through the standard Lomo manual that is filled with pictures and colours everywhere) Argghh I hate these design-y manuals, so hard to read!

Me: Ya loh! (we both studied design)

Jo: Ok hook the film hole onto the hook thing on the right....

Me: Ahuh... urm... okay... uh... SHIT! STUCK D!!!!

Jo: Just pull lah!

Me: You sure??

Jo: I dunno! This manual doesn't say anything!

Me: Pengsan!! Ok lah just pull... Oh can! Phew.

Jo: Eh the film got unhooked pulak.

Me: Crap now gotta hook it back.

(Both fiddle with the film in the camera)

(After 5 hours...)

Me: Ok! Done! I mean, should be done rite? Oh well. Let's take a pic!!!! (holds camera up and cranes neck towards Jo)

Jo: Uhh... this is old school camera wor... not wide like our digital cameras leh... might not be able to see our faces...

Me: Aiyak! Ya hor... Uhh nevermind!! We can put on the table and take picture! AHA! (proceeds to clear table to stand the camera)

Jo: Uhh.. no tripod wor...

Me: Aiyak! Ya hor... Uhh nevermind!! We just put on the table, and then we bend down a bit lah! AHA!!!

Jo: Uhhh... this camera no timer also...

Me: AIYAK!!! -_-" "

And to think we were photography students.... :p



*crudely translated into Cantonese as "Your mother lah", which is kinda like "Yo' mama" jokes I guess

Old, weathered hags having a conversation at the patio overlooking the sun-scorched cornfield

"Woman:
if reincarnation happens, i think next life we better come back as a playstation console

Woman:
at least men would spend more time with us

eevon:
that's why la.

eevon:
we're bound to get more action as consoles."

WaSSSSSSSsaaaap


He was reading Steve Job's unauthorized biography.

I was reading this:


Then I started laughing and laughing.

You see this breed here? (on the right page)


They are called Borzois. They can catch wolves ok!

Distinguishing features include the "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap" face (kinda like the picture was taken halfway while they were saying "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap").

Don't believe me? Take a look at all the pics featured on the page:

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap" / "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

Kan??

We've got a visitor at the office!


We've got a little handsome visitor at the office. He's Cat's rabbit. Look, he's licking my hand.


Lickedylick. Like a dog. Only his tongue is the dry type. So it's kinda like soft sandpaper.

He has a really cool name too. Are you ready for it? Are you?

You sure?

Okay. His name is.....

.... RABBIT.

Ok apparently Seng Jinn lied to me. His name is NOT Rabbit.

His name is...

... Rabbi.

The Toilet Trilogy (Pt III)

As mentioned before-- access to unisex toilets create opportunities for entertaining epics.

Colleague 1: "You know what I hate? People who knock on the door when you're taking a crap in the toilet. I used to have a friend who would keep knocking non stop on the toilet door when he knows I'll be inside taking a crap. Damn irritating la!"

Me: "Hahahahahha!"


15 minutes later he goes into the toilet.


Me: *knocks continuously on the toilet door* "Oi what you doing, oi oi oi, HALOOOO what you doingggggggggg!!! Muahahahahha!!! *knock knock knock* Alo alo al--...."

Colleague 1: (in an innocent but annoyed voice) "Oiii... I'm wanking lah!"

Me: @_@ .... "HAHAHHAHHAHA idiot."

Jiggles. Jigz. Jiggydee. Gettin-Jiggy-Widit. Jiggirl. Jiggydoo. Jig-Jig. Jiggy.


So many names for a lab! :p She's just happy being called by us.


See? Happy rite? Still smiling ma.. hehehh.


I like this pic a lot. If you see if close up you can see her saliva bubbles at the edge of her lips. So gross and funny. She's coming to get youuuuuu! HEH HEH!

Perfect.

"Sadness... might be an emotion with wisdom after all; an emotion which forces us to slow down, consider our plans and maybe change them."

Emotional Rollercoaster by Claudia Hammond