Awkward.


Omar: Hey... Ching... is it true...?
Me: .........that I have a third nipple?
Omar: What!?
Me: Wahahhahahaha!
Omar: ... coz I'll be jumping for joy!
Me: hahah--...ew, WHAT?!

Hallo, is it me you're looking for ah?

Every time I call my husband on the phone while he's at work or in front of his friends, he answers with a flat, monotonous, macho voice tone. It's kinda annoying but kinda funny too (hope he doesn't read this and starts making it a habit).

*pinches nose and speaks on the phone*

"HELLO Can I speak to Mr Wong Sen Kiahahahhaa.. (cannot tahan)"

"Yesss?"

"What you doing?"

"I'm at work la."

"Working late ah?"

"No la, leaving soon already."

"GREAT! We go dinner together?"

"Ok sure."

"WOI why your voice so macho wan?? Can you please be a bit mushy?"

"Can't la, got people in front of me here."

"Fine, bye."

"Hehehh."

-_____-

Giant scary stuff

"Can I ask you something ah."
"Mm hmm."

"Erm.. will you be more afraid of a giant cockroach or a giant rat?"
"Hmmm.. Giant cockroach."

"Ok. Giant cockroach or giant snake?"
"Giant cockroach."

"Giant cockroach or giant... dick?"
"Errr... still giant cockroach."

"Hmm... interestingggg. Oo oo!! What about this: Giant cockroach or giant asshole that's pulsating and will suck you into it??"
"Hahahhaha... Giant asshole!"

"Giant asshole or giant piranha??"
"Giant asshole!"

"Why ah? You not scared of giant piranha ah?"
"You said the giant asshole will suck me into it mah, I don't wanna get sucked in by a giant asshole!"

"I see, I see."

Hantu Haid





Evan Yan
eww the toilet got haid blood

woman
eeee

Evan Yan
like one dab of thick black thingy with red trails

woman
eeewwwwwwww
let the hantu haid lick it up

Evan Yan
hahaha
hantu haid

woman
thats the story my teacher told us last time
if u dont wash your pad yg ada haid
the hantu haid will go and lick up the haid

Evan Yan
haha
after that what will happen

woman
the hantu haid will get more and more power
and one day become godzilla haid
so if you dont want to be attacked by godzilla haid
dont feed the hantu haid

Evan Yan
HAHAHAHA