A Few Things That Made Me Happy Recently

Woohoo Choco Pie!

Tanned feet in Bali


Lou mou


Ichiban Ramen being protective of his lady Para Para Sakura The Flying Dog


Animalistic music

You know I'm totally making up for lost time when there's suddenly an attack of posts...


I forgot this. This video made me sad, hopeful, and contemplative.



Oh the power of ice cream.

Awesomest Cupcakes

Okay the cupcake fad has gone a bit too far, and I think there's more than enough cupcakes in this world (although I do enjoy Ellie's strawberry-filled cupcakes, not too sweet, seem to be just nice!), but... wait! What IS this here that I see???

@_@..


It's the most awesomest cupcake design in the galaxy, that's what!

I could stare at these forever.

@_@.........................................

Goodbye, Heath Ledger :-(


A solemn conversation yesterday evening about Heath Ledger.

"Me: Hey... let's go have dinner... in remembrance of Heath Ledger...

Jean: Alas... so sad. Yes, we shall. And we must each portray a character that he has played before.

Me: Err...

Jean: You will be Joker, coz you always joking around. I will be Cassanova, and Ah Tung will be from Brokeback Mountain."

*Btw, Ah Tung is Jean's boyfriend.

Anyway, we are in no way making fun of him. It's sad that he died at such a young age. We still remember him from 10 Things I Hate About You. Sigh.

Ando The Rowbawt


A very late post, but yes, this woman is home to Ando The Rowbawt :D

"Lei ke Lou Mou lah!"*


Jo got me a Lomo! We call it "Lou Mou" which means mother in Canto. We were in the Section 17 6 to 9 Grill Nasi Lemak restaurant during lunch when she passed it to me.

"Me: (so excited) Wowowow! Let's take a pic!!!

Jo: Eh must put film first..

Me: Oh ya! (takes out film from the film container)

Jo: Okay let's see how do we open this... (fiddles with Lomo a bit before it pops open for the film area)

Me: Okay... (looks at film in hand, looks inside the Lomo camera) ... how do we this again? Can't be too hard rite? We used to study photography and had film SLRs, rite? Eheheh... (sweat)

Jo: Uhh.. yea, I guessssss.

(Both of us stare at the inside of the camera)

Jo: I think the film goes into the left side right...

Me: Yeah I think so... ok there it goes... and I think we drag the film to the right hand side rite?

Jo: I guess...

Me: EH! So hard to drag wan. Are you sure ah?? :O

Jo: Pull harder lah.

Me: What if rosak! ERR got manual ah??

Jo: (digs the box for the manual and quickly flips through the standard Lomo manual that is filled with pictures and colours everywhere) Argghh I hate these design-y manuals, so hard to read!

Me: Ya loh! (we both studied design)

Jo: Ok hook the film hole onto the hook thing on the right....

Me: Ahuh... urm... okay... uh... SHIT! STUCK D!!!!

Jo: Just pull lah!

Me: You sure??

Jo: I dunno! This manual doesn't say anything!

Me: Pengsan!! Ok lah just pull... Oh can! Phew.

Jo: Eh the film got unhooked pulak.

Me: Crap now gotta hook it back.

(Both fiddle with the film in the camera)

(After 5 hours...)

Me: Ok! Done! I mean, should be done rite? Oh well. Let's take a pic!!!! (holds camera up and cranes neck towards Jo)

Jo: Uhh... this is old school camera wor... not wide like our digital cameras leh... might not be able to see our faces...

Me: Aiyak! Ya hor... Uhh nevermind!! We can put on the table and take picture! AHA! (proceeds to clear table to stand the camera)

Jo: Uhh.. no tripod wor...

Me: Aiyak! Ya hor... Uhh nevermind!! We just put on the table, and then we bend down a bit lah! AHA!!!

Jo: Uhhh... this camera no timer also...

Me: AIYAK!!! -_-" "

And to think we were photography students.... :p



*crudely translated into Cantonese as "Your mother lah", which is kinda like "Yo' mama" jokes I guess

Old, weathered hags having a conversation at the patio overlooking the sun-scorched cornfield

"Woman:
if reincarnation happens, i think next life we better come back as a playstation console

Woman:
at least men would spend more time with us

eevon:
that's why la.

eevon:
we're bound to get more action as consoles."

WaSSSSSSSsaaaap


He was reading Steve Job's unauthorized biography.

I was reading this:


Then I started laughing and laughing.

You see this breed here? (on the right page)


They are called Borzois. They can catch wolves ok!

Distinguishing features include the "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap" face (kinda like the picture was taken halfway while they were saying "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap").

Don't believe me? Take a look at all the pics featured on the page:

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

"WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap" / "WaSSSSSSSSSSAAaaap"

Kan??

We've got a visitor at the office!


We've got a little handsome visitor at the office. He's Cat's rabbit. Look, he's licking my hand.


Lickedylick. Like a dog. Only his tongue is the dry type. So it's kinda like soft sandpaper.

He has a really cool name too. Are you ready for it? Are you?

You sure?

Okay. His name is.....

.... RABBIT.

Ok apparently Seng Jinn lied to me. His name is NOT Rabbit.

His name is...

... Rabbi.

The Toilet Trilogy (Pt III)

As mentioned before-- access to unisex toilets create opportunities for entertaining epics.

Colleague 1: "You know what I hate? People who knock on the door when you're taking a crap in the toilet. I used to have a friend who would keep knocking non stop on the toilet door when he knows I'll be inside taking a crap. Damn irritating la!"

Me: "Hahahahahha!"


15 minutes later he goes into the toilet.


Me: *knocks continuously on the toilet door* "Oi what you doing, oi oi oi, HALOOOO what you doingggggggggg!!! Muahahahahha!!! *knock knock knock* Alo alo al--...."

Colleague 1: (in an innocent but annoyed voice) "Oiii... I'm wanking lah!"

Me: @_@ .... "HAHAHHAHHAHA idiot."

Jiggles. Jigz. Jiggydee. Gettin-Jiggy-Widit. Jiggirl. Jiggydoo. Jig-Jig. Jiggy.


So many names for a lab! :p She's just happy being called by us.


See? Happy rite? Still smiling ma.. hehehh.


I like this pic a lot. If you see if close up you can see her saliva bubbles at the edge of her lips. So gross and funny. She's coming to get youuuuuu! HEH HEH!

Perfect.

"Sadness... might be an emotion with wisdom after all; an emotion which forces us to slow down, consider our plans and maybe change them."

Emotional Rollercoaster by Claudia Hammond

The Boy In Russia


Lately, during our Alaling practices, we have been coming up with new material. For some strange reason, Adlin always comes up with songs about Russia. So hopefully one day we'll have enough material to release a CD called Songs About Russia. As a sneak preview, here's one of the songs from that said compilation.







p/s He made up the lyrics on the spot! Much respect to Adlin!!
ppppp/s You can now download our tunes here. Beware, tho. Loads of silliness. Wee-kee.

Will be back shortly (coz I'm not really a tall one)


Oh no, it feels so long since I last blogged here, that I'm not sure if I still know how. Since my dear uncle's passing, it was just hard to get back here and pretend nothing changed. My uncle died of cancer. He was like a second father to me. He looked so different on the hospital bed, having lost tons of weight. But it's ok, he still had his humour in him. He was always the funny man (much like my own dad).

On one of the days when I went down to Singapore to visit him at the hospital, he was so weak, but when he saw me, he asked "How's your band?" and he played a little air guitar riff. That's my uncle :-)

Don't want to say much, I still miss him when I think about not being able to ever see him again (except in heaven la).

But yeah, will be back shortly.

(Coz I'm not really a tall one. Ha ha, geddit? Geddi... OK FINE I KNOW IT'S LAME. -_-" )

The Toilet Trilogy (Pt 2)


Top 5 ways to know when someone just took a dump in the toilet:

5. The Palmolive Hand Soap bottle is moved from its usual place at the sink to anywhere within a 30 centimeter radius of the toilet bowl, be it the floor, or shelf, or the toilet bowl top cover.

4. You suddenly find strange objects lying on the usually empty shelf by the toilet bowl, ie a nice man-ring

3. New reading material turns up in the usually empty shelf by the toilet bowl, ie radio scripts, today's paper, Hello! mag.

2. You see some sisa-sisa in the bottom of the bowl, ie floaters

ANDDDDDD......

1. The toilet smells like KFC.

One of the many reasons why I salute the Japanese



Oh man this made me laugh so hard my tummy ached. Thanks Chern Liang!

God have mercy on the woman who marries this man.



Homer has got to be the most ridiculous man ever. He's so useless, he only has emotions for:

1. Donuts
2. Lately, Spiderpig (... Spiderpig, Does whatever a Spiderpig can), and...
3. Donuts.


Oh and chilli cookouts, Duff Beer, and going to Moe's (but I still feel donuts still hold the supremest reign).

Marrying someone like Homer would only drive me INSANE. Whenever he pulls a stupid gag, I always cringe and think "Oh God please NEVER let my husband be like that!" My heart goes out to Marge for the stroke of bad luck.

Until I saw the 13th ep of Season 6, "And Maggie Makes Three".

"When Marge insists on the weekly hour for the family without TV, they decide to spend the time looking through the family photo albums. Bart and Lisa comment on the lack of baby pictures for Maggie, so to explain for it Homer starts a long story beginning with Maggie's conception and birth. Homer hated working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and had a dream job of working at a bowling alley. Through "careful" budgeting, he managed to make that dream come true. He quit the power plant, and went to get a job at Barney’s Bowl-A-Rama. It meant less pay, but also less stress, a friendly atmosphere, and enabled them to have just enough money to get by with the four of them.

However, when Homer and Marge "snuggled" to celebrate this development, she became pregnant.

. . .

Homer was not happy when he found out about the new baby, and completely unenthusiastic about the impending birth. Because of the financial problems caused by the pregnancy of the baby, Homer was forced to quit his dream job and go back to the Power Plant. Mr. Burns smugly allowed him to return, but only after placing a plaque in Homer’s station saying "Don’t forget: you’re here forever", to remind him that he could never quit again. As much as he dreaded the idea of having another child, as soon as Maggie was born, Homer immediately fell in love with her. When Bart and Lisa still don't understand what that has to do with Maggie's pictures, Homer just merely mentions that they're in the place where he needs them the most. The scene then cuts to his workplace with all of Maggie's pictures positioned around the plaque to alter it into saying "Do it for her.""

And that's when I fell in love.

If I married Homer, I'd still be pissed off at him on a daily basis, but I'd still remember why I loved him in the first place. So here's a picture that's very close to my heart, of me sharing a tender moment with Homer (sorry Marge, pinjam a while ah pls):

A tender moment indeed

The Toilet Trilogy (Pt 1)


I believe that unisex toilets create great opportunities for epics. This is what happens when your office has a common unisex toilet.


Girl opens the toilet door.

Girl screams. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Girl slams the door shut.

Girl gasps, eyes wide open, and runs back to her desk.



. . .

Two whole minutes pass by.

. . .




The toilet door slowly opens.

Guy slowly walks out nonchalantly, turns and looks at the girl, and he says "Er... ahem. I was just sitting down lah. *nervous laugh* "

Bloody Monday



I don't suppose it's much fun to bathe with Palmolive's Sensual Aromatherapy Body Wash in Blood Red when you're menstruating.

Nor would it be "sensual"... heheh.

Dear NohNes Monster

I have been the most horrible fruitfly in the universe. Here is the (very latelatelateltaeatate) post of Jiggles (and some of Meowie's) pics I promised you eons ago. *slaps forehead*

So like, one day, we took Jiggles out for a walk. Which reminds me, her nails need to be clipped.

Jiggles sniffing out a good spot to pee on

We got Jigs to take a pic beside the fire hydrant. Simply because, hey,
every other dog does it whattt. Like, in comics.

After that Jigs continued running off to find other good spots to pee on.

And then we made her take a pic beside the street signboard.

And yes, she found lots of good spots to pee on.

Women are snakes


We were sitting next to each other comfortably. He was reading one of his car magazines. I was just enjoying the moment.

"Hey..." I whispered.

"Hmm?" he said, his eyes still on the magazine.

"What if... what if you suddenly turned around and all that's left of me is my skin?"

"...."

"Like, like, just a bag of skin lying beside you. Everything else has been sucked dry! WAH what will you do??? :O "

"HAHAHHAHA!"

"Why you laughing? This is a serious matter. Are you gonna touch the skin and pick it up to see if it's real?? Man, what you gonna do??"

"I'll get up and look for you coz obviously you've shed your skin and you're somewhere else la."

.
.
.

"........... you.... you... you saying I'm a reptile la issit now..."

"HEH HEH. Errr I mean, noooo lahh. Err.. ehaha."

-_-

My new wallpaper


MS Paint rocks. Tee hee hee.

They don't make bedsheets like they used to anymore.



Was rummaging the cupboard for bedsheets when I stumbled upon some of my childhood bedsheets. TOTO & POPO, HOW I MISS YOU! *sucks thumb*

This is what you get...



.... when your boyfriend's boss drops by your office almost as often as your boyfriend does (which is not that often lah, come to think of it...) ahahah

Boys never grow out of their toys


After dinner scenario:

"He: Hey, can we leave now? I gotta get back to work.

Me: Okeh.

He: But uh.. can we go to the toy shop first?

Me: But you said you need to go back to work?? o_O

He: But I wanna see some Transformers toys! Very fast wan!

Me: HAIYOHH! OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

He: Very fast wan.

Me: *rolls eyes and mumbles incoherently like a cow chewing grass*

The bill comes, we pay and walk out towards the toy shop. We reach the toy shop, and...

He: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY ARE THEY CLOSED??????

Me: AHahHAHahHHAhahHAhahAHhahAHhaha!!!"

:p

Last Saturday we recorded the drum tracks for Liberated at Meng's

So this is Boon's bass. Tee hee hee.



So cute rite? It looks like a penguin.



No meh? Sure or not... see again?



No? Still dun see it? Okei what about this:


Hee hee! Got bow tie summore. I bet he speaks in a French accent.

"La pummoule, madammoselle??"

Sichel Blue Nun - "Correct With Any Dish"

So jeles!


Superbar finish their recordings for their EP already. I so jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jeles jelesl ejslejsljeljseljselhsejseljesjejeslej ejesljees!!!

(I love their 'Worth A Bet' recording. Layannnn sangat.)

:-)

You guys did great!

Look ma, I got my first hate-comment!


*points to post below*

Oh gee. Wonder when I will get my first hate-mail.... *gazes into space*

:-)

Titles


The other day, my boss said I should sign off my emails as "Producer".

I thought I heard wrongly so I said, "Oh ok, junior producer, yep! Got it."

Then he said "No no, just put producer la."

Then I said "WOW! REALLY?"

Then he said "Yah."

Then someone walked into the office, and my boss introduced me to him as the tea-lady.

-_-"

Fuse Good

So corny rite, that line? But funny also hehahah. One of our composers said that to me today. Also, today I met Reshmonu in the office, and no his hair wasn't in braids. (If any of my current colleagues are reading this, they'll be like "Ala no big deal, kitorang slalu jumpe Reshhhh cyeh cyeh cyeh!")

Oh like that la, actionnnn.

Hahahhaha. Bodonye aku cakap sorang diri. Dudududu

Where did 2 weeks go?!

Oh crap i'm not jobless anymore! Where did my little break go? I was supposed to lose weight, work out, achieve personal goals and stuff! :-o anyway, what do u know, i arrived TOO early for work. Gates not open. Haha! Dududu

Nothing like popping a cold cherry tomato in your mouth on a hot afternoon


And this is where the tomatoes came from:

"He: You know, I can never understand people who eat tomatoes like apples, like biting off the whole tomato, that's just weird---

Me: Heyyyyy, I like eating tomatoes like apples!!! *gets all excited and beady eyed*

He: Oh.

Me: OHHH let's buy some tomatoes!!!! MMmMm TOMATOESSSS!!! *drags him to fresh tomatoes aisle in supermarket*

He: -_-" "

The Pennyless Guitarist and I



... will be playing a half hour acoustic set at Jam Asia this Thursday. More updates on the band here, but basically we're working on releasing a 4-track EP hopefully by mid July. Will be playing at the acoustic stage at Baybeats (Sg) too. So real excited and scared!

Anyway, this Thursday should be fun, coz this is the first time I'll be playing with Evan the Pennyless Guitarist. I love his treatments to the songs, and boy can he really play the guitar. :O

Come come!

The cat likes Bjork

"I'm walking, tra la la...."

"EH? Did you say Bjork?"

You know what? It's bloody boring being jobless. The only bits I suppose I can like about being jobless is being able to download music, watch TV (even that has gotten boring), and the occasional laundry chore (man, gotta wear more clothes so got more laundry to do, yay).

A week being jobless has done nothing but made me feel fat and fatter. As stupid as it sounds, I can't wait to start on my next job.

Anyhoot. Listening to Maroon 5's new album now. It's more popish and dancish, a pretty fun album. Best thing I like about it is that it has "Nothing Lasts Forever", the full song from which the hook Kanye used in "Heard Em' Say". Me like! Hoogah hoogah.

Bjork's cd is pretty cool too. Love the tracks by Timbaland. Oh. Meowie damn layan the Bjork tracks kay. Eccentric kitty, eh?

Timbaland's album so-so la. Then again I only had 1 listen... wasn't really wow-ed that time. (Meowie tak layan also)

Bought a Couple tshirt and their CD that day at the gig. HURRAH!


(What a boring post. Okay. Off to Cyberjaya for lunch!)

Superbra Tonight!

A little bit of background. Senkiat has 2 bands; Lied and Superbar. Ahem. And now, on to the story.

"eevonchung:
are you going to superbra's gig?

EHHHH

superBAR!!

AHahaahaAHHAHaAHAHA

Chingz:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

superbra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"

Tonight! Come come! I personally haven't seen Plush before, but they've been touted as the female version of Muse. Rather interesting. And Couple! Man I must buy their CD tonight if they're selling. Loveeee em.

The giant one-eyed fish crashed our Christmas party last year


... and left this picture behind.



Thanks Charles for awesome pic. Me like! :D

HURRAH!!!!!


Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova has cellulite. Women of the world, REJOICEEEEE!!!

*woohooooooooo*

*does the jig*

*clappedy clap*

*woooooooot*

Kooky is new new pink


"n@ says:
i like stuff with even numbers eheh

n@ says:
like 1270...

n@ says:
9080...

Woman says:
serious???

Woman says:
what about.. 90210

n@ says:
yes

n@ says:
i like

Woman says:
ohhh

Woman says:
interesting!

n@ says:
5672 ok

n@ says:
789.78990 also ok

n@ says:
but 113.93

n@ says:
drives me up the wall

n@ says:
what the heck!?!?

n@ says:
93!?!?

n@ says:
or 14.97

n@ says:
OMG

Woman says:
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Woman says:
oh man ure the kookiest chick i know

Woman says:
but this is damn cool though

Woman says:
normal ppl are so boring

Woman says:
or, normal people are so 159.77

n@ says:
OMG

n@ says:
77!!!

n@ says:
why cant people have even numbers

n@ says:
i was born in 1981..

n@ says:
why cant i be born in 1980!?

n@ says:
or 1982!?

n@ says:
1981!!!!!!

n@ says:
wah piang!

Woman says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAA

Woman says:
im born 1983

n@ says:
omg

Woman says:
that must irritate the hell outta u too

n@ says:
3!!!

Woman says:
hahahahahahhahaha"


----
Nat is the most intriguing chick I know. Like, totally whoa!

Lovestory


Everybody has a love story to tell.

This is ours:


Tee hee. True story.

Last Friday was my last Friday at work


The following conversation used to take place a LOT:

"Person: So, what do you do?

Me: Oh, I'm a sub-editor at a legal publishing company.

Person: I'm sorry, you're a wha... what?

Me: Sub-editor. Legal publishing company. We publish law journals and stuff. Eheheh.

Person: Whoa! *steps back* You studied law?

Me: Errr nupe.

Person: How did you get into this field?

Me: Uh... good question, haha.

Person: ...

Me: ... *pretends to sip drink*


*krick krick....*


Person: So, yeah. Wow, legal publishing, huh.

Me: Uhm. Yeah. Haha. *sips drink*"

Yeayeayea, I know I don't look like a LEGAL sorta person! Haha. Anyway, last Friday was my last day. Goodbye Taxation Administration Act 1953, goodbye black & gold binders, goodbye Pay-roll Tax Manual.

I will miss the friends I've made, for without this place, I wouldn't have met them at all. You guys are awesome, and cheesy as it sounds, I wouldn't be where I am today without you guys. Damn cheesy sial. But it's true lah. HEheheh.



Here's a picture of my cubicle neighbour Pris and me with a book we worked on together a while back. Look, there's a lil heart above Pris' head! She loves the Bankruptcy Book, ya'll. Hehehe!

I got 2 lovely cards from my teammates and Arvind (coincidently, they both bought the EXACT same card! It was so funny hahaha!). And this damn cute doggy pillow from my teammates.


Senkiat says it's the perfect gift coz 1. I love dogs, and 2. I love sleeping.

-_-"

And Ling and Layu gave me this awesomely cool green tshirt. I fell in love with it the moment I saw it. Sorry no pic. I wore it the next day, though. It's hanging by a moment on the laundry line now. Thanks, guys. Really. Thanks...


*sniff*


*tahan macho*

Miss you all!

We had fun in Singapore


Singaporean ciggie packs are plastered with gory pics. Hence, we had loads of fun.

I am an angry bitch

Sometime 2 weeks back, Senkiat, Chak and I went to some hawker place on a Sunday morning where apparently they have excellent "kuey teow terng" and curry mee. The whole place was packed, so we had to stand around and wait for a table to be emptied.

Anyway there was this table at the corner, a young couple was polishing up their bowls and finishing up their drinks. So we stood near there with non-hustla faces and had conversations so we don't look like we're so desperate. Plus I think it's rude to like stand hovering over ppl's table when they're having meals kan. But this couple was finishing up already.

So we stood and waited.

And waited.

Waited.

And damn, still waited.

The couple glanced at us, and the hawker guy came and cleared their table. They only had a few sips of their drink left. But they took FOREVER to cabut. 20 minutes on, and they're STILL sitting there, noticing us waiting but the girl is like yapping and yapping about her college friends whom I already feel like strangling. Helloh, you kenot tell your story in the car meh? Must tell now???

I mean, they already SAW us waiting by their table okay. But they just like buat tak tau. Usually when I go for lunch with the girls and we're finishing up our meals and we see some ppl waiting for tables, one of us (usually Jean the golden soul) will say "Hey, come la, let's finish up and go, got ppl waiting for tables." (I love you Jean!)

Anyway I think it was a good 20 to 25 MINUTES before this couple finally stood up, threw us a glance and jeling, and walked off. 20 minutes for like 2ml of drink which I can sip up in a 3 seconds!!! Argh!

Chak actually said "Thank you" to them. THANK YOU?!?!?! FOR WHAT????!?!!!!! *slaps Chak*

Then Chak went off to order. Senkiat and I sat down and I buat muka bitch there.

"I HATE people like that," I hissed and crossed my arms.

Senkiat suddenly looked at me with a shocked face. "Eiii dun so angr---"

"SEE US WAITING ALREADY STILL DOWAN TO MOVE!! HA??! Take so LONG to finish their stupid drink summore. SUMMORE wanna tell long grandmother story about "My college friend hor, she ah, she like that you know!"???? KENOT TELL STORY LATER AH!??!?! MUST SIT HERE FOR SO LONG???!?! HA???!!!!!"

"Wahhh you so angry... RWOARR!" and he did the tiger claw hand action.

And I wanted to continue spewing fire and brimstone but, but, suddenly... I started laughing and laughing. And quite suddenly I wasn't fuming anymore.



Ish. Stupid tiger claw.

-_-

Something I learnt at a gig today.


So I was at Laundry to watch the snake-charmer Paolo Delfino. And by snake I mean women. Because all women are snakes, aren't they? Muahahaha...ha... HEY, wait a minute!

Hmm.

Anyhoo, Paolo and his band played an awesome set. He looks so comfortable on stage, I just hate him. Hahaha. He reminds me of Jason Mraz in his earlier days.

Sitting right in front of the stage taught me a very important lesson today. Lip gloss makes all the difference, man. Yeah you heard me right. His backup singer (sorry I didn't catch her name) has a beautiful voice that blends in nicely with his. And her lip gloss was shimmering and reflecting in the stage lights, it made you want to lip read. Which is always a good thing when you're playing to a room of people who don't know your songs. They'll lip read and go like "Whoah she has smart lyrics, she blows my mind, I want to give her all my money!"

See what I mean?? *triumphant look* Lip gloss is everything.

So I'm thinking maybe I should wear some lip gloss next time I go on stage. Yeah. I'm so gonna buy some shimmery lip gloss when I go out next. Yeah. Maybe pink. Pink's cute. Yeah. Ohh they have fruity ones too, with real fruit taste. Yeah definitely will get lip gloss, yep!

....

....

....

OKAYYY actually I'm a lazypig and I damn malas wanna put stuff on my lips everytime. I find it so troublesome that I have to reapply that shit (Longlasting 27-hour Lipstick or what, don't tell me you don't wipe your mouth after eating kari laksa? kari laksaaaa.... oOoooOo... *slobber* taugehhhh ...ooOooOoo... chickennnnn.. mmmmm... samballl... ahhHHhHh... kari sou--


---OKAY CHING. FOCUS.




Lip gloss. Yeahhhh...

The Office Fridge


One thing interesting about sharing 2 refrigerators with about a hundred people is that it provides some much-needed drama every now and then when putting commas and semicolons into sentences don't give you that daily thrill of living life on the edge:

[in forlorn voice] "Where is my butter???"

[in shocked voice] "OH. MY. GAWD. My soya bean is MISSING!!!!"

[in voice of injustice] "What the heck? They THREW away my orange juice??? It's not even freakin expired yet!!!!!!!!"

[in hushed whisper] "Somebody used my butter. I know it. These are not my usual butter knife patterns. See??? My butter knife is only THIS big!!!"

[in angry voice loud enough for everyone in the pantry to hear] "Some IDIOTS should stop stealing my Tim Tams!!!"


There is a logical and unspoken rule that you should ALWAYS label your groceries if you wish to keep it chilled in the fridge. The rule is simple. If the low fat milk belongs to you, you label it with your name on it. Which also brings about some interesting things sometimes, too:

[in frustrated voice] "My tau foo far's gone!! I only put it in here YESTERDAY! I was going to label it TODAY!"

[in mischievous giggles] "OoooOoO look, someone didn't label their Cornetto drumstick!! Meaheauahyahuahaha!"

[in my own voice, speaking to Jean] "Hey, my yoghurt is in the fridge k, go and drink it if you want."

Jean: Okay thanks.

Me: Uh. It's labeled Sanjaya.

Jean: ......

Me: Tee hee hee. Funny what.

Jean: -_-



A few days later, Sanjaya got kicked out of American Idol. Damn you, Sanjaya. I was hoping to make a decent earning with this on Ebay. Damn you.