After dinner scenario:
"He: Hey, can we leave now? I gotta get back to work.
He: But uh.. can we go to the toy shop first?
Me: But you said you need to go back to work?? o_O
He: But I wanna see some Transformers toys! Very fast wan!
Me: HAIYOHH! OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
He: Very fast wan.
Me: *rolls eyes and mumbles incoherently like a cow chewing grass*
The bill comes, we pay and walk out towards the toy shop. We reach the toy shop, and...
He: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY ARE THEY CLOSED??????