Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Crazy Gay

One of my colleagues at work has this wallpaper on his monitor which has large fonts reading "I think I'm crazy!", but everytime I walk past his PC my brain reads it as "I think I'm gay!"

I honestly don't know why, because he has a girlfriend. So my brain can't really be processing that sentence in relation to him.

Which could only mean one thing.

...... EGAD!!?? o_O

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

An apple a day

I dreamt that you started blogging again. Wth??! I must be running out of topics to dream off, huh?

D-oh! *slaps forehead*

Monday, February 26, 2007

I gotta hand it to you--

... You're one ex that's hard to get rid off. I don't know what else to say but I actually hope you're doing ok. Please go and have your happy ending, so I can say:

Hahahaha Cinemax rocks. HAHA.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

I am waiting for Arvind so we can go eat yee mee...

... so I updated my Friendster, although I'm not really a big fan of Friendster. But I had fun clicking on the skins. Click click click, clickedy click. Woohoo retro flower power!
Say, ...

Yeah. Thought so. Have you met the Illustrated Man? I'm looking for him.

Monday, February 19, 2007

NEWSFLASH! Dog angry at Pig, takes out on unsuspecting Koala.

Koala: "ACKKK!!!"

SEREMBAN, 18 Feb -- Annoyed at being unable to reign as the Chinese Zodiac Animal King for another year, Dogs all over the continent have been showing aggressiveness and bitchiness over the reign of Pigs for the year 2007. "Pigs only eat and sleep and play in mud, why should they take reign??" says Popo, a Pomeranian (pictured above, with Koala and Baby). "As far as I'm concerned, they don't guard any houses, do they?? Do they save children from fires?? What's so good about being a bloody pig??!!"

Partying nearby in the mud, Pigs sang in unison "Our orgasms last for 30 seconds, neh nenny neh nehhhhh!" loud enough for Popo to hear. Chaos took place when Popo's tiny ears picked up the song from afar, and he started attacking unsuspecting Koala and Baby in total anger and bitchiness (despite being a male).

A heavy struggle ensued as Koala and Baby, who were often seen sleeping 20 hours a day and waking up to poo, pee and munch on leaves and minding their own business, were taken by shock at the sudden attack. After the incident, Koala exclaimed, "I just wish Steve Irwin was here, since we're both Australians. He would know who to save."

Dog awaits trial, and eyewitness and kepochis forsee a long 12-year wait for its next reign. At time of press, Pigs are still partying in the mud.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Boys Are Like Restaurants (Pt 2)

"Hello? Mr Phoon ah? Err.. I'm from FSBM building ah, I wanna order food."

"Who are you?"

"Ms Ng here."

"Ms Ng? Which Ms Ng ah? I dunno wor."

"Ermmmm... the one always with Ms Soong wan..."

"OHHHH... your husband work in Dell rite?"

"HAH? NO LAAAA.. I'm not married!"

"Ohh... okok. Where are you from?"

"Huh? FSBM buildling la."

"No I mean your hometown..."

"Oh! Er, Seremban."

"Never go back for CNY ah?"

"Got la.. tomorrow... err--"

"OH, okay. Because I got this escort service hor, so you don't have to go back alone la."


"Yaya, but not me lahhh. It's my son! He will escort you back to Seremban lah, so your parents won't worry about you travelling alone mahhh."

"Errrr... hahahaha it's ok lahh, nevermind!"

"No lahh, not good if your parents worry mah, right or not? So how it works is that my son will escort you back, stay with you for maybe 2 or 3 days, then after that like that lor."

"Hahaha wahliao... no need la, errr I'll travel with my boyfriend la haha..."

"Aiseyman, got boyfriend also nevermind wan. Can use my son to make your boyfriend jealous mah, then your boyfriend will treat you better, true or not?"


"Hehehe. Ok la just joking. What you want to order?"

"Erm, 2 chicken and 1 pork."

"Ok lah. So you consider my proposal ok? Boyfriends are like restaurants! Must try different different wan okie???"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA ok ok Mr Phoon. Thanks ah..."


:p Thanks Mr Phoon for reminding me it's a Friday. Hee hee.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

In the future if you get really supa rich and you get to have your own MTV Cribs, what would be in it?

"A studio lah. That's standard. Hmm, let's see what else... "

"What about like a huge garage for all your expensive cars?"

"Ohh yeahh.. that too!"

"Heh heh. What else?"

"Mmm. A really big kennel."

"A big kennel? For what?"

"A big kennel and a big space for you to keep your stray dogs..."

: )

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

We'll be doing a cover of a Lied song. No kidding.

We'll be playing a half-hour set of our own songs, and even a cover of a Lied song! OHohoho vhich song vill dat beeee??? OHohoho kam find outtttt.... mmmuahhahahahha!!! *lightning! thunder! bumper!*

Monday, February 12, 2007


(What a clever title, eh?)

Wow. A lot of things happened today. I don't even know what to feel. Am too lazy to feel. Can I just have another weekend? The system is down, so I can't even do my work AT work. Sigh. So I was looking through my Picasa. And this picture calms me.

"Hi blog readers!"

Everything is going to be okay.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Hate it when you make me smile

Think it's sweet
How you sweep me off my feet
And you tell me things
About your family

How you hold my hand
When we fall asleep
And you wake me up
With that little kiss

So I know it's more than this
When you tell me "Please don't ruin this"
You break my heart sometimes
And then you say those lines
That make me

Hate it when
You just make me laugh again
When you know I try
To be so tough sometimes

And you call me late
Just to tuck me into bed
Then you gotta run
And I say you're no fun

But I know it's more than this
When you tell me "Please don't ruin this"
You break my heart sometimes
And then you say those lines
That make me smile

I know it's hard
To be with someone just like you
When we are apart
I can be difficult too

So I push you away
Say you don't have to stay
Then you say
"Baby, I think you're being silly"

But I know it's more than this
When you tell me "Please don't ruin this"
You break my heart sometimes
And then you say those lines
That make me smile
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Many thanks & A gig in March

Hey guys. First of all thanks for all the msgs and calls of condolences... as you know, my grandma passed away in her home on Saturday. I still miss her, but I'm thankful she doesn't have to suffer anymore. Thanks for the thoughts, guys.

Yesterday I got back to work. Was feeling down and anti-social. Unfortunately life goes on. But I'm feeling a bit better today. And I got a msg from Kien Kit saying that the gig he's organising and we've been talking about for the last 2 weeks is finally confirmed, so hurrah :-)

Alaling will be playing alongside Silentscenery (Kien Kit's band), Long Story Short (my good music friend's Mike's band-- Mike and I used to send freshly recorded songs to each other for 'world premieres' hehe. Mike was the one who introduced Kien Kit to me too), Paolo Delfino(please don't ask me if he's Desperate Housewives' Mike Delfino's son because he's not), and Li Pei (a mutual friend of Mike and Kien Kit). So it's mostly a gathering of friends, you see.

We'll be playing at Jam Asia on March 2, 2007. Will put up the flyer once we have it. Very nervous and excited. Very very.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Goodbye Starlight

Saturday 2.30pm
You have been asking us to take you home since yesterday night. We told you we'll bring you home on Saturday morning, but the paperwork took so long. Sigh. Nevermind. You're going back to your home soon, ok? No more hospital room and boring hospital blinds. Home sweet home soon, mah-mah.

Saturday, 5pm
You're back home, in the house where you've spent many of your years with ah kong. We're trying to make things as comfortable as we can for you. Are you comfortable?

Saturday, 8pm
Your breathing slowed down about twenty minutes ago. You are no longer heaving loudly to breathe. In fact... we don't see any more movement. I suppose this is why you kept asking us to bring you home, huh? Would you mind if we cried some more?

Monday 11.30am
I told the guy I wanted the white flowers. Hope you'll like them. :-)
Bye bye, mah-mah. Gonna miss you.

Friday, February 02, 2007


Far away
The ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

I will be chasing a starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore

And hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive

But I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

--Starlight, Muse

Every moment has a soundtrack. This is the soundtrack of my grandma's final days in the hospital. We don't know when she will be going home to the Lord. I love you mah-mah...