So I was at Laundry to watch the snake-charmer Paolo Delfino. And by snake I mean women. Because all women are snakes, aren't they? Muahahaha...ha... HEY, wait a minute!
Hmm.
Anyhoo, Paolo and his band played an awesome set. He looks so comfortable on stage, I just hate him. Hahaha. He reminds me of Jason Mraz in his earlier days.
Sitting right in front of the stage taught me a very important lesson today. Lip gloss makes all the difference, man. Yeah you heard me right. His backup singer (sorry I didn't catch her name) has a beautiful voice that blends in nicely with his. And her lip gloss was shimmering and reflecting in the stage lights, it made you want to lip read. Which is always a good thing when you're playing to a room of people who don't know your songs. They'll lip read and go like "Whoah she has smart lyrics, she blows my mind, I want to give her all my money!"
See what I mean?? *triumphant look* Lip gloss is everything.
So I'm thinking maybe I should wear some lip gloss next time I go on stage. Yeah. I'm so gonna buy some shimmery lip gloss when I go out next. Yeah. Maybe pink. Pink's cute. Yeah. Ohh they have fruity ones too, with real fruit taste. Yeah definitely will get lip gloss, yep!
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OKAYYY actually I'm a lazypig and I damn malas wanna put stuff on my lips everytime. I find it so troublesome that I have to reapply that shit (Longlasting 27-hour Lipstick or what, don't tell me you don't wipe your mouth after eating kari laksa? kari laksaaaa.... oOoooOo... *slobber* taugehhhh ...ooOooOoo... chickennnnn.. mmmmm... samballl... ahhHHhHh... kari sou--
---OKAY CHING. FOCUS.
Lip gloss. Yeahhhh...
10 comments:
a plate of fried kuey teow works too...leaving you with irresistably glossy (and flavored) lips...and if you're lucky, you might even have a soya sauce stain on your chin that might resemble a mole.
methinks lipgloss girl is caled lezel...
interesting to know you can perform on stage~
mmmmm.. next time! lipgloss all over my face!!
paolo
navin: u are a genius. not only is it economical, but you can actually kill two birds with one stone. late for your gig, and hungry too? why, just have a plate of char kuey teow! instant gratification!
anon fella: lezel? what a unique name... thanks! :D
benny: HELLO! :)
paolo: ALL OVER YOUR FACE? i don't know man..... you weirdo. *makes a face at you*
but then i'll be super shiney whiney!
albert call you door bitch wor. i thought calling u jaga/bouncer was offensive enough.
but he made up for it by calling you cute.
kanasai i just read albert's blog. ill show him what bitch is next time! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*points to cute picture of a bitch in Encyclopedia Of Dogs*
Pfft, I got 29 hour lipstick. Who uses 27 hour lipstick these days? 27 is just not enough, y'know, for rough days.
My bad, I thought I saw you wagging your tail and sticking your tongue out.
albert what kinda "rough" days you have la until u need 29 hour lipstick... ahem... anyway... uh... "keep it UP."
*koff koff*
muahahhaha
29 hour lipstick, for big heads. Non-stick, slick, and feels velvety.
Dem bitches, they love it.
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