Friday, May 04, 2007

Something I learnt at a gig today.


So I was at Laundry to watch the snake-charmer Paolo Delfino. And by snake I mean women. Because all women are snakes, aren't they? Muahahaha...ha... HEY, wait a minute!

Hmm.

Anyhoo, Paolo and his band played an awesome set. He looks so comfortable on stage, I just hate him. Hahaha. He reminds me of Jason Mraz in his earlier days.

Sitting right in front of the stage taught me a very important lesson today. Lip gloss makes all the difference, man. Yeah you heard me right. His backup singer (sorry I didn't catch her name) has a beautiful voice that blends in nicely with his. And her lip gloss was shimmering and reflecting in the stage lights, it made you want to lip read. Which is always a good thing when you're playing to a room of people who don't know your songs. They'll lip read and go like "Whoah she has smart lyrics, she blows my mind, I want to give her all my money!"

See what I mean?? *triumphant look* Lip gloss is everything.

So I'm thinking maybe I should wear some lip gloss next time I go on stage. Yeah. I'm so gonna buy some shimmery lip gloss when I go out next. Yeah. Maybe pink. Pink's cute. Yeah. Ohh they have fruity ones too, with real fruit taste. Yeah definitely will get lip gloss, yep!

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OKAYYY actually I'm a lazypig and I damn malas wanna put stuff on my lips everytime. I find it so troublesome that I have to reapply that shit (Longlasting 27-hour Lipstick or what, don't tell me you don't wipe your mouth after eating kari laksa? kari laksaaaa.... oOoooOo... *slobber* taugehhhh ...ooOooOoo... chickennnnn.. mmmmm... samballl... ahhHHhHh... kari sou--


---OKAY CHING. FOCUS.




Lip gloss. Yeahhhh...

10 comments:

navin said...

a plate of fried kuey teow works too...leaving you with irresistably glossy (and flavored) lips...and if you're lucky, you might even have a soya sauce stain on your chin that might resemble a mole.

Anonymous said...

methinks lipgloss girl is caled lezel...

Benny said...

interesting to know you can perform on stage~

Anonymous said...

mmmmm.. next time! lipgloss all over my face!!

paolo

Woman said...

navin: u are a genius. not only is it economical, but you can actually kill two birds with one stone. late for your gig, and hungry too? why, just have a plate of char kuey teow! instant gratification!


anon fella: lezel? what a unique name... thanks! :D


benny: HELLO! :)


paolo: ALL OVER YOUR FACE? i don't know man..... you weirdo. *makes a face at you*

Anonymous said...

but then i'll be super shiney whiney!

albert call you door bitch wor. i thought calling u jaga/bouncer was offensive enough.

but he made up for it by calling you cute.

Woman said...

kanasai i just read albert's blog. ill show him what bitch is next time! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

*points to cute picture of a bitch in Encyclopedia Of Dogs*

albert said...

Pfft, I got 29 hour lipstick. Who uses 27 hour lipstick these days? 27 is just not enough, y'know, for rough days.

My bad, I thought I saw you wagging your tail and sticking your tongue out.

Woman said...

albert what kinda "rough" days you have la until u need 29 hour lipstick... ahem... anyway... uh... "keep it UP."

*koff koff*

muahahhaha

albert said...

29 hour lipstick, for big heads. Non-stick, slick, and feels velvety.

Dem bitches, they love it.