And this is where the tomatoes came from:
"He: You know, I can never understand people who eat tomatoes like apples, like biting off the whole tomato, that's just weird---
Me: Heyyyyy, I like eating tomatoes like apples!!! *gets all excited and beady eyed*
Me: OHHH let's buy some tomatoes!!!! MMmMm TOMATOESSSS!!! *drags him to fresh tomatoes aisle in supermarket*
He: -_-" "