Am not a cockroach lover.


"So I whacked the cockroach with the KLue magazine!"

"So you killed it?"

"Yeah la. I'm terrified of cockroaches la! Eee."

"But I thought you're an animal lover sort of person..."

"A COCKROACH ISN'T AN ANIMAL!! It's a.. uhh.. scary critter!!"

"Okayyyy."

"So then part of his legs and antennas were whacked off. And he was just laying there shaking like "Ubley-ubley... ubley-ubley..""

"Ahuh..."

"And then I took some tissue and picked up the cockroach. I said, "I'm totally sorry!" to it and threw it inside the toilet bowl and--"

"Wait a minute. You said sorry to the cockroach?"

"Err.. yea.."

"SEE?? You have FEELINGS for the cockroach!"

"Wha--??? I do NOT have feelings for the cockroach!! Ewwweiorwuorwhfajkhabluergh!"

"Heh heh heh."

Like, really.

The Eevon Mixtape

YOU CAN DO IT PUT YO BACK INTO IT
I CAN DO IT PUT YO AsS INTO IT
DONT STOP GEDDIT GEDDIT
UHH!
DONT STOP NIGGA HIT IT!
UHH!
GON DO IT (DO IT)
GON DO IT (DO IT)
GON DO IT, DO IT, DOOO ITTTTT!
UHH!

(oi you see what's your stupid CD doing to me??!)

Today I wanna buy coasters...

Yay!

Nothing like chatter about balls to begin a Monday.

I bought two rubber balls for Bunju and Tomo the other day
when we were at the pet shop. One was big and the other small.
Cyn said, "Wow that's a HUGE ball."
And I laughed and said, "Yeah for Bunju and Tomo",
and she said again "But it's HUGE."
And I said, "Yeah, so?!??! WANT A PIECE OF ME??"

Okay I didn't quite say that... :p
(but actually yeah it was kinda big and quite heavy too)

Anyway I went back to Seremban, and since Tomo was
"free", I bounced both balls in front of her (okay
this is beginning to sound dodgy), and when the ball
rolled away, she ran after it and tried to pick it up
with her mouth, only to realise that the ball was too big.

So she walked away.

I shrugged and figured Bunju would be a better sport.

So I bounced the big ball in front of Bunju. She jumped
up and was gonna catch it with her mouth, when the ball
FELL ON HER HEAD, we heard a thud!,
and she let out a big "YELP!"

And she ran away.

Ooers. ~_~

Thank goodness Jigz is a big labrador, so the big ball
was donated to the Fun With Jigz Fund (FuWiJiFu).

Bunju and Tomo will just have to share the smaller ball. :-)

And so it is.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

I don't have green fingers, but...

I felt so content buying potted flower plants for my grandma n my mama yesterday nite. I guess Ignacio really did make a difference in my life after all. Btw he's so tall n lanky now... :-) hee...

Because it's the weekend...

... you should try to promise yourself you'll have fun.

Have fun! :-)

Wahliao, PMS ah???

Why so emo wan?? @_@

Anyway... I'll try to tell an emo-less story.

I have a weak spot for jazz.

Wait a minute. "Weak spot" sounds emo.

Ah scrap the story.

Fried + Chicken = Frickkin!

(Don't you miss Chandler Bing. hehe.)

Feelings are strange things.

Mislead.
Misguide.
Misinterpret.
Misunderstand.
Misjudge.
Misread.
Mistake.
Miss.

And all that happens for no solid apparent reason at all. Why do the lefts of our chests hurt when we're, well,.. hurt? I find that strange. And it never happens to our right sides, right? Our heads don't hurt. Our kidneys don't hurt, neither do our pancraes hurt. Okay I'm just talking crap.

Feelings are just such strangeeee things.

Oh, and I missed out Misosoup on the list. Mmm.

Which reminds me. A cool apron once read "Shitake happens."

Things that make me laugh on a working day.

1. thesuperficial.com

2. eevon chung and her nonsense

3. jean singing on the cisco phone

4. emails from the girls

5. thesuperficial.com (aww cmon, they're FUNNY! :p)

2.0 vs 1.0 Beta

Guy: "Oh, you have ESP don't you?"

Girl: "Yes, didn't you know? Every woman has it."

Guy: "Ohhh... it comes bundled with Woman v2.0 huh??"

Girl: "Yes, yes."

Guy: "Guess I didn't read the label during purchase then... hehe."

Girl: "Ah yes, that's quite typical of Boy v0.1 Beta... hehe."

Adlin cabuts bulu

adlinr: i cabuts bulu
i mean dulu
ok, bye!

Chingz: HAAHHA bodo

On days you read articles like this, you know you're not the only one in the world, my child.

"The official term for this irrational aversion to red-nosed entertainers is coulrophobia. While many are merely creeped out by clowns, the fear runs much deeper for others, affecting their daily lives.

Several theories attempt to explain the origins of the phobia, though none seem definitive. One of the more interesting comes from Kathryn Cillick. She believes most people are afraid of clowns because it's impossible to gauge a clown's true emotions. Thanks to painted-on smiles, people can't distinguish if the clown is as happy as he seems or if he's actually about to bite somebody's face off. "

Omygosh that is SO true. *shudder*

http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20050310.html

Mmmm I want my bed mMmMmmadauytseuysehasljeghrurggle.... Coffee time!

I just realised Stephanie Chai is on the back of my Nescafe packet.

If I could write you in a key

I'd start out with a major C--
coz it's simple, and simple things are
safe, pure, and mostly easy.

But sometimes you surprise me enough
To rewrite you with one or two sharps
Perhaps a major G?
I'll try my luck

Maybe we'd move to an D flat major
Fingers stretched to reach all the black keys
A change of key might be uneasy

Suddenly, all we hear is B flat minor
A little bitter, and very much sour
Will anyone ask
If we can transpose back to C major?

Most groundbreaking phrase of the day...

adlinr: wah
cool
this is going to be fun

Chingz: cun the boon

(short pause)

adlinr: i've never heard that phrase before, but i like it
wow
so cool

Hello. It was a nice day. Just as I expected, it has started to rain again.

Oh. I did something stupid yesterday. Sometimes I feel like I'm male. How can I even forget things like birthdays? Numbers, months, they're supposed to be easy to remember, right? Just put two and two together ma, Ching! Oh gosh.

How embarrassing. -_-"

I'm a horrible humang being.
(yes I typed "humang".)

Thanks MMM for room for squares hee hee

You tell me the name of your brothers

and your favorite colours

I'm learning you

-St Patrick's Day, John Mayer

My addiction to clouds are back. These were taken in Cyberjaya, on the way back from work. It rains every evening now. And so heavily too. And boy on boy do I love Picasa. :-)

Robert The Robust Robot & Manny The Merry Mandroid

Don't get any strange ideas, they're not gay.

Here you go Navin. (ishhh...)

Run, Hubba, runnnnnnn

Been listening to Christmas songs all day. Listening to Nat King Cole's 'A Christmas Song' now and....

... I feel like forgiving some people now. :-)

Alright, get in line, people! :P

Hubba hubba hubba!

Hubba FAQ

Q: Who is Hubba?
A: Hubba is a shi tzu mix (we're guessing pug) lil fella that Cyn and Cathy picked up from some mamak place on a cold and rainy evening. He has only one eye. Yes he's macho like that.

Q: Why the name Hubba?
A: To quote Cyn, "He's a humping bast...(ket)!" Hehe.

Q: Is Hubba male or female?
A: Male.

Q: What was Hubba doing in the last picture?
A: He didn't wanna go back into the house after the walk. Awwww... :p

Q: This is such a boring FAQ.
A: That's not even a valid question.

Q: But it's a fact. Ask anyone. (A fact. A FAQ. Geddit? Geddit?? hehehe!)
A: Shut up.

Q: Like, seriously...
A: ARGHH!!! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, WOMAN!!

Q: Oops... err.. sorry. Forgot there are people reading this.
A: Sigh. It's okay. I forgive you.

Q: I love you too.
A: I did not say I love yo-- OH SHUT UP!!

"Tiny tots singing songs from afar..."

I want to wake up to Christmas every morning.

*beam*

Hui Ling is evil. She got me into the Christmas mood aedi. WHY LAH WHYYYYYYY... *wail!*

thuilinglee:
http://www.radioblogclub.com/open/71683/santa_baby/17%20-%20Eartha%20Kitt%
20-%20Santa%20Baby
this song is cool!!!
get's me in the christmas mood dee

Chingz: ohhhhh
this song!!
yeaaa
oh MANNN

thuilinglee: nice right nice righttt!!!!
oh gosh faint

Chingz: U HAD TO DO IT DINT U
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thuilinglee: WOO HOOO!!!

Chingz: NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO DIG OUT MY CHRISTMAS CDSSSSSSSS
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

thuilinglee: tee hee hee

Giant-sized animal mascots scare the bejeepers outta me.

I have a fear of life-sized animal mascots. I really do. I mean, I know there is a man inside there, and he is just an ordinary human being like me. But I'm seriously scared. I don't like them giant animals, no matter what huggable material they are made of. I don't like. Not the A&W Bear, not the WWF Panda, not the McDonald's Hamburglar, especially NOT the Nando's Black Chicken, which reminds me, who the heck has a BLACK CHICKEN as their restaurant mascot anyway??!! *shudder*

I especially hate it when they open their arms wide and come towards you, like the WWF Panda that day. OH.MY.GOSH. @_@ I hate you panda, I hate you I hate you! :(

*sob sob*

(but you did look quite cute on stage when Maya Karin, Stephanie Chai, Joanna Basey, Reshmonu and Susan Lankaster were talking. Look at you, just look at you. So blurrrrr. It's like you're on weed or something. Ha ha!)

Okay that's enough. Stay. Away. From. ME. @_@

Hey... wake up.

Thanks Chern Liang. Now I can't get this song outta my head.

Good for rainy days too.

Fiberliger

Hello fiber, welcome back into my life.

Most Productive Conversation Of The Day (Pt 2)

anoninenomeous: my fren, u are still here

Chingz: my friend, you are observant

anoninenomeous: of cosh
ur preasense is unmistakebly great n significiennntt

Chingz: this is a compliment i truly do not deserve
thy flattery is too much than i am worthy of

anoninenomeous: u deserve it as much as the flowers deserve the bees
u deserve it as much as the bones deserve ligaments
u deserve it as much as shit deserve some pee to go with it
yes
i am mad
.
i cant believe i said that

Chingz: u are a poet with limitless boundaries of immense talent

anoninenomeous: ...
i am BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTTT

Chingz: that u are, my poetic ammo friend

anoninenomeous: i still cant get over my brilliantness
sigh

Chingz: neither can i

anoninenomeous: this is a historical event

Chingz: that shall be going onto my blog

anoninenomeous: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the world is not ready for me YETTTTT
it will shake the very foundations of humankind!!!!!!

Chingz: then let the very foundations of humankind shake like it's never shaken before
I COMMAND YE FOUNDATIONS OF HUMANKIND TO SHAKEEEE!!!!
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLOROID PICTUREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

anoninenomeous: shake baby shakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(p/s: Jean insisted that I changed her name to an anonymous one, so that no one will know it was her. Oh wait. I think I just screwed up the whole plan :O !)

Top 6 Things Rainy Days Are Good For...

Rainy days are good for:

1. Jazz
2. Dreams
3. Cuddles
4. Hot chocolate
5. Whispers
6. Piping hot McDonalds' banana pie

Hello, Monday!

Well things have been a suck at work.

But anyhoots, was reading Anansi Boys yesterday.

Spider is *too* charming of a man. I LOVE the lines he gets to say.

"The tv rocked," Spider offered. "But it was the radio that rolled me."

"Life is a rock," Spider offered. "But it was the radio that rolled me."

Oops got it wrong. Heh heh! :">

I'd like to think of most foreign language songs as songs about recipes.

Jay Chou mostly sings about the different ways to cook curry chicken.

My mama said, someday I will understand...

... why some sticker price tags will never experience the joy of having a decimal.

"Last night, I had a dream about you..."

That's the song from that funloving Nokia 53o0 tv commercial (it does rather make me wanna get myself one, although I just got my k800i hahahaha such a sucker I am, lol -_-"). Enjoy! :D

"Filthy"

Something about twirly cables on shiny wooden floor gets me going. Oh wait or was it just Lied playing my favourite track "Filthy" yesterday? Hehe.

Finally! First toilet break of the day.

*phew*

The other days

The other day when I saw a pretty picture and thought happy thoughts of you.

Purrrrrfect firsts

Shy backside

Chingz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bonks
i hate pooping when there's ppl in ze toilet
:(

eevonchung: ya tell me about it.
i don't have golden backside but i got shy backside.
got performance anxiety.
:S

Most productive and intellectual conversation of the day

Chingz: i think betty and moose are cute together

adlinr: actually
yeah lah
why didn't they ever hook up
kan?

Chingz: tulah

adlinr: moose suka sapa?

Chingz: archie sucks
er dunno...

adlinr: archie gatal alh
lah
but still everybody likes him
dia pandai2 je act bodoh
tapi actually gatal gila
nak betty
nak veronica
ish

Chingz: TULAH
b******
i think veronica and him should be together
they DESERVE each other
bpths

adlinr: yah
betty is too nice
she shouldn't be with a jack ass like archie

Chingz: exactly
cis

Somebody pass me a hammer, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

I need to hammer my thighs and knees. Damn sengal la.

HUWAAAAAA :(

The cloud has lifted...

The dark cloud whose name we shall not speak--
(but just so you know, her name is PMS)
--has lifted herself off, and she's left behind what reeks
of danger, death (or life, however you see it), and a constant mess.

HELLO, PERIOD!

In other news, I gots me a new looking room!
Thanks Cyn for teaching me how to drill holes in walls
("put straight straight, push little bit first, then use strength and
push in, then round and round, then in and out, round and round,
in and out"... Art of Drilling wei...), she's a real pro at it... now on to
drilling human male body parts! *revs drill, grin grin* :D

Room looks so lovely, I woke up feeling like Saturday
and smiled to meself, only to be reminded that it's not even Friday.

Beh. What a suck.

Mantra of The Day

You... are..... a..... hobo........................

I tak giler.

Gee whiz, people.

I'm like so totally NOT insane.

Like, soooooo totallehhhhhhhh.

But I totally insist that you MUST do the chicken dance now.

I INSIST.

DAMMIT I INSIST MEANS YOU MUST DO OKAY!!!

NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!

Grrr... bark bark bark!!!
*attacks you and tears your left arm off*

HURRAH!

I just received news that Unagi shat!

YAY!!