Bloody Monday



I don't suppose it's much fun to bathe with Palmolive's Sensual Aromatherapy Body Wash in Blood Red when you're menstruating.

Nor would it be "sensual"... heheh.

Dear NohNes Monster

I have been the most horrible fruitfly in the universe. Here is the (very latelatelateltaeatate) post of Jiggles (and some of Meowie's) pics I promised you eons ago. *slaps forehead*

So like, one day, we took Jiggles out for a walk. Which reminds me, her nails need to be clipped.

Jiggles sniffing out a good spot to pee on

We got Jigs to take a pic beside the fire hydrant. Simply because, hey,
every other dog does it whattt. Like, in comics.

After that Jigs continued running off to find other good spots to pee on.

And then we made her take a pic beside the street signboard.

And yes, she found lots of good spots to pee on.

Women are snakes


We were sitting next to each other comfortably. He was reading one of his car magazines. I was just enjoying the moment.

"Hey..." I whispered.

"Hmm?" he said, his eyes still on the magazine.

"What if... what if you suddenly turned around and all that's left of me is my skin?"

"...."

"Like, like, just a bag of skin lying beside you. Everything else has been sucked dry! WAH what will you do??? :O "

"HAHAHHAHA!"

"Why you laughing? This is a serious matter. Are you gonna touch the skin and pick it up to see if it's real?? Man, what you gonna do??"

"I'll get up and look for you coz obviously you've shed your skin and you're somewhere else la."

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"........... you.... you... you saying I'm a reptile la issit now..."

"HEH HEH. Errr I mean, noooo lahh. Err.. ehaha."

-_-

My new wallpaper


MS Paint rocks. Tee hee hee.

They don't make bedsheets like they used to anymore.



Was rummaging the cupboard for bedsheets when I stumbled upon some of my childhood bedsheets. TOTO & POPO, HOW I MISS YOU! *sucks thumb*