Me: "Eh come try this seaweed lah."
MMM: "Ok thanks." (takes one big strip of seaweed. crunch crunch.)
Me: "Nice leh?"
MMM: "Ok lah. Where is this from? Thailand?"
Me: "Err, dunno lah. Eh, you got a small bit of seaweed under your lower lip. Hee hee hee."
MMM: (stares at me)
Me: "Heee hee hee hee... really lah... under there..."
MMM: (stares at me) "Chings, you do realise what you just said rite?"
Me: "Hee hee hee.. what lah? Really got seaweed under your lip lah--"
MMM: THAT'S MY MOLE LAH!!!!!!
Me: "Har??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA--errr I mean, I mean, erm, sorry! Erm, I know how you feel! See? I got lots of moles too, all over my face! Sometimes ppl say "Eh got chocolate on your face la"... hehehe.. sorry!"
MMM: "Hmmm..." (quietly pinches of a small tiny piece of seaweed and sticks it on her mole in the most refined manner)
Me: "Eh maybe you should stick on the OTHER side of your chin... then you can play Can You Spot The REAL Mole?! A-ha! Hehehehehh!"
Me: "Ok bye."