When our lawn mower broke down, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed.
Somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the car,
fishing, golf - always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again
and handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the driveway."
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The doctors say I will probably walk again, but I will always have a
limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is a husband.
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