Auditors

Audi walks into the office...

Audi: I forgot to zip this morning. (turns around and sees a stranger sitting at the desk doing work) Oh hello! Are you an auditor?

Auditor: (nods and goes back to work)

Audi: Ah... Well, the first four alphabets in the word "auditor" is my name, like A-U-D-I...

Auditor: (still hard at work, no response)

Audi: Hee. Hee. Hee? ........................ok obviously not the right crowd for this.