I'm Popeye the sailor man, tut tut!
I was driving around TTDI last Friday when out of the corner of my eye I saw the a bright orange signage saying "POPEYES LOUSIANA KITCHEN" and I had to do a double take at the road and the board and back at the road just so I don't knock into the car in front of me.
Dayummmmm dawg, it's POPEYES CHICKIN!!!
Okay bad impersonation of a brutha. That was an impersonation of the white dude who pretends to be a black dawg in American Idol.
Popeyes officially opened yesterday, and the boyfriend and I HAD to go and try la, seeing how he's a black trapped in a chink's body aspiring for a life with freestyle battles on the street and pimped up rides and I secretly always wished I had black frizzy hair and a gospel voice that could tear organ pipes down to the ground and a booty like whoah.
I'm sorry to report that KFC still reigns supreme in our books for freakin finger lickin fried chickin with a 10/10 vs 7/10 for Popeyes, though Popeye's mash potato reigns supreme with a 10/10 vs 8/10 (on a sideline note, Dot 99 TTDI's mash potato gets at 9/10), and Popeye's Lousiana Kitchen "biscuit" (sour cream soft cookies which are kinda muffin-like in texture) beats KFC's butter bun with a 10/10 vs 7/10.
I hope numbers look good on my blog. See? I can do statistics too, yknow.