Okay, I'd admit it. I don't get this whole "Oh hello darlinggg *kiss on left side, kiss on right side*" thing. Sometimes I don't know what I'm supposed to be kissing (am I supposed to kiss air? or cheek? or any part of the face? what happens if i kiss the wrong area of the cheek and am mistakenly thought of as a slut? coz we all know women can't be players... men are players, women are "sluts" -_-).
Usually I get kinda grossed out thinking about kissing the other person's cheek, so I just end up kissing air.
But seriously, I don't have a clue what's the doctrine on this whole schenenigan. So I try to be a chameleon and "follow whatever other people do". And by "follow" I really mean if they kiss air, I kiss air, but if they kiss cheek I just bite my lip and pretend "Oh I knew you were gonna kiss my cheek, dahling" and kiss air instead, as if he/she never kissed my cheek.
No way I'm gonna kiss someone's cheek.
It's not like we're French or anything.
But we do French kiss.
So okay, I just lost my argument there.