An Open Letter From Women to Men

Dear Men,

When we make it difficult for you to get through to us,
sometimes it's not because we intentionally want to
build a wall and stop you from coming in.

We're just trying to see if you will even try to come in
at all. Would you knock if you knew that the door would
always be open for you? Would you ask if you knew
the answer will always be "yes"? Would you peel an
orange if you knew there was always Peel Fresh in
the fridge?? Would you use a little ball-and-nozzle-like
device to shoot lubricant up your asshole if you knew
you were destined to die of constipation someday
anyway???!!

The questions of life, the questions of life.

Don't you sometimes wish you were gay?

Love and kisses,
Women.