Thursday, November 30, 2006
"So I whacked the cockroach with the KLue magazine!"
"So you killed it?"
"Yeah la. I'm terrified of cockroaches la! Eee."
"But I thought you're an animal lover sort of person..."
"A COCKROACH ISN'T AN ANIMAL!! It's a.. uhh.. scary critter!!"
"So then part of his legs and antennas were whacked off. And he was just laying there shaking like "Ubley-ubley... ubley-ubley..""
"And then I took some tissue and picked up the cockroach. I said, "I'm totally sorry!" to it and threw it inside the toilet bowl and--"
"Wait a minute. You said sorry to the cockroach?"
"SEE?? You have FEELINGS for the cockroach!"
"Wha--??? I do NOT have feelings for the cockroach!! Ewwweiorwuorwhfajkhabluergh!"
"Heh heh heh."
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
I bought two rubber balls for Bunju and Tomo the other day
when we were at the pet shop. One was big and the other small.
Cyn said, "Wow that's a HUGE ball."
And I laughed and said, "Yeah for Bunju and Tomo",
and she said again "But it's HUGE."
And I said, "Yeah, so?!??! WANT A PIECE OF ME??"
Okay I didn't quite say that... :p
(but actually yeah it was kinda big and quite heavy too)
Anyway I went back to Seremban, and since Tomo was
"free", I bounced both balls in front of her (okay
this is beginning to sound dodgy), and when the ball
rolled away, she ran after it and tried to pick it up
with her mouth, only to realise that the ball was too big.
So she walked away.
I shrugged and figured Bunju would be a better sport.
So I bounced the big ball in front of Bunju. She jumped
up and was gonna catch it with her mouth, when the ball
FELL ON HER HEAD, we heard a thud!,
and she let out a big "YELP!"
And she ran away.
Thank goodness Jigz is a big labrador, so the big ball
was donated to the Fun With Jigz Fund (FuWiJiFu).
Bunju and Tomo will just have to share the smaller ball. :-)
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
And all that happens for no solid apparent reason at all. Why do the lefts of our chests hurt when we're, well,.. hurt? I find that strange. And it never happens to our right sides, right? Our heads don't hurt. Our kidneys don't hurt, neither do our pancraes hurt. Okay I'm just talking crap.
Feelings are just such strangeeee things.
Oh, and I missed out Misosoup on the list. Mmm.
Which reminds me. A cool apron once read "Shitake happens."
Guy: "Oh, you have ESP don't you?"
Girl: "Yes, didn't you know? Every woman has it."
Guy: "Ohhh... it comes bundled with Woman v2.0 huh??"
Girl: "Yes, yes."
Guy: "Guess I didn't read the label during purchase then... hehe."
Girl: "Ah yes, that's quite typical of Boy v0.1 Beta... hehe."
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
"The official term for this irrational aversion to red-nosed entertainers is coulrophobia. While many are merely creeped out by clowns, the fear runs much deeper for others, affecting their daily lives.
Several theories attempt to explain the origins of the phobia, though none seem definitive. One of the more interesting comes from Kathryn Cillick. She believes most people are afraid of clowns because it's impossible to gauge a clown's true emotions. Thanks to painted-on smiles, people can't distinguish if the clown is as happy as he seems or if he's actually about to bite somebody's face off. "
Omygosh that is SO true. *shudder*
I just realised Stephanie Chai is on the back of my Nescafe packet.
I'd start out with a major C--
coz it's simple, and simple things are
safe, pure, and mostly easy.
But sometimes you surprise me enough
To rewrite you with one or two sharps
Perhaps a major G?
I'll try my luck
Maybe we'd move to an D flat major
Fingers stretched to reach all the black keys
A change of key might be uneasy
Suddenly, all we hear is B flat minor
A little bitter, and very much sour
Will anyone ask
If we can transpose back to C major?
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Oh. I did something stupid yesterday. Sometimes I feel like I'm male. How can I even forget things like birthdays? Numbers, months, they're supposed to be easy to remember, right? Just put two and two together ma, Ching! Oh gosh.
How embarrassing. -_-"
I'm a horrible humang being.
(yes I typed "humang".)
-St Patrick's Day, John Mayer
My addiction to clouds are back. These were taken in Cyberjaya, on the way back from work. It rains every evening now. And so heavily too. And boy on boy do I love Picasa. :-)
Friday, November 17, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Been listening to Christmas songs all day. Listening to Nat King Cole's 'A Christmas Song' now and....
... I feel like forgiving some people now. :-)
Alright, get in line, people! :P
Q: Who is Hubba?
A: Hubba is a shi tzu mix (we're guessing pug) lil fella that Cyn and Cathy picked up from some mamak place on a cold and rainy evening. He has only one eye. Yes he's macho like that.
Q: Why the name Hubba?
A: To quote Cyn, "He's a humping bast...(ket)!" Hehe.
Q: Is Hubba male or female?
Q: What was Hubba doing in the last picture?
A: He didn't wanna go back into the house after the walk. Awwww... :p
Q: This is such a boring FAQ.
A: That's not even a valid question.
Q: But it's a fact. Ask anyone. (A fact. A FAQ. Geddit? Geddit?? hehehe!)
A: Shut up.
Q: Like, seriously...
A: ARGHH!!! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, WOMAN!!
Q: Oops... err.. sorry. Forgot there are people reading this.
A: Sigh. It's okay. I forgive you.
Q: I love you too.
A: I did not say I love yo-- OH SHUT UP!!
this song is cool!!!
get's me in the christmas mood dee
thuilinglee: nice right nice righttt!!!!
oh gosh faint
Chingz: U HAD TO DO IT DINT U
thuilinglee: WOO HOOO!!!
Chingz: NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO DIG OUT MY CHRISTMAS CDSSSSSSSS
thuilinglee: tee hee hee
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
I especially hate it when they open their arms wide and come towards you, like the WWF Panda that day. OH.MY.GOSH. @_@ I hate you panda, I hate you I hate you! :(
(but you did look quite cute on stage when Maya Karin, Stephanie Chai, Joanna Basey, Reshmonu and Susan Lankaster were talking. Look at you, just look at you. So blurrrrr. It's like you're on weed or something. Ha ha!)
Okay that's enough. Stay. Away. From. ME. @_@
Monday, November 13, 2006
anoninenomeous: my fren, u are still here
Chingz: my friend, you are observant
anoninenomeous: of cosh
ur preasense is unmistakebly great n significiennntt
Chingz: this is a compliment i truly do not deserve
thy flattery is too much than i am worthy of
anoninenomeous: u deserve it as much as the flowers deserve the bees
u deserve it as much as the bones deserve ligaments
u deserve it as much as shit deserve some pee to go with it
i am mad
i cant believe i said that
Chingz: u are a poet with limitless boundaries of immense talent
i am BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTTT
Chingz: that u are, my poetic ammo friend
anoninenomeous: i still cant get over my brilliantness
Chingz: neither can i
anoninenomeous: this is a historical event
Chingz: that shall be going onto my blog
the world is not ready for me YETTTTT
it will shake the very foundations of humankind!!!!!!
Chingz: then let the very foundations of humankind shake like it's never shaken before
I COMMAND YE FOUNDATIONS OF HUMANKIND TO SHAKEEEE!!!!
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLOROID PICTUREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
anoninenomeous: shake baby shakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(p/s: Jean insisted that I changed her name to an anonymous one, so that no one will know it was her. Oh wait. I think I just screwed up the whole plan :O !)
Well things have been a suck at work.
But anyhoots, was reading Anansi Boys yesterday.
Spider is *too* charming of a man. I LOVE the lines he gets to say.
"The tv rocked," Spider offered. "But it was the radio that rolled me."
"Life is a rock," Spider offered. "But it was the radio that rolled me."
Oops got it wrong. Heh heh! :">
Friday, November 10, 2006
Jay Chou mostly sings about the different ways to cook curry chicken.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Chingz: i think betty and moose are cute together
why didn't they ever hook up
adlinr: moose suka sapa?
Chingz: archie sucks
adlinr: archie gatal alh
but still everybody likes him
dia pandai2 je act bodoh
tapi actually gatal gila
i think veronica and him should be together
they DESERVE each other
betty is too nice
she shouldn't be with a jack ass like archie
The dark cloud whose name we shall not speak--
(but just so you know, her name is PMS)
--has lifted herself off, and she's left behind what reeks
of danger, death (or life, however you see it), and a constant mess.
In other news, I gots me a new looking room!
Thanks Cyn for teaching me how to drill holes in walls
("put straight straight, push little bit first, then use strength and
push in, then round and round, then in and out, round and round,
in and out"... Art of Drilling wei...), she's a real pro at it... now on to
drilling human male body parts! *revs drill, grin grin* :D
Room looks so lovely, I woke up feeling like Saturday
and smiled to meself, only to be reminded that it's not even Friday.
Beh. What a suck.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Gee whiz, people.
I'm like so totally NOT insane.
Like, soooooo totallehhhhhhhh.
But I totally insist that you MUST do the chicken dance now.
DAMMIT I INSIST MEANS YOU MUST DO OKAY!!!
Grrr... bark bark bark!!!
*attacks you and tears your left arm off*